Worst Ideas for Attractions Ever:

jbohn · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:32 am Post subject: Worst Ideas for Attractions Ever:

Not sure where else to post this, but here're some ideas for extremely unpopular attractions . . .

1) Escape to Witch Mountain, the ride (I'd actually like this one)
2) Soarin' over Michael Eisner's Ego)
3) The Hall of Secretaries of State (featuring Great Moments with Henry Kissinger)
4) The Apple Dumplin' Gang Rides Again boat ride
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6) EPCOT CENTER: Journey into Procastination (coming soon)
7) World of Motion: Ford Pinto Test Track
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It's a Small Paycheck Afterall (designed by for and by Castmembers)
9) EPCOT CENTER: Land Pavillion: Fiber Fighters
10) Mission to Uranus

Worst stage shows / parades . . .

1) The Hayley Mills / Burl Ives State Fair Parade.
2) The Aristocats tell "The Aristrocrats" comedy stage show.

And one attraction that'll be popular with the guys . . .

1) The Living Seas, hosted by Daryl Hannah from "Splash"

edited by ltldeb -> 5/1/08

jbohn · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:51 am Post subject:

The bad ideas just keep coming . . .

1) Spaceship Hot: narrated by Paris Hilton
2) The Carousel of Congress: hosted by former Florida Representative Mark Foley

jbohn · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:55 am Post subject:

EPCOT CENTER: Life & Health Pavillion: Journey Into Ellimination

jbohn · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:28 am Post subject:

20,000 Leagues Under Shelley Winters

redbaron314 · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:07 am Post subject:

backstage tour featuring movie prop used car lot grave yard
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jbohn · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:28 am Post subject:

Another nice addition to the Backlot tour would be the set from "My Dinner with Andre".

redbaron314 · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:20 am Post subject:

putting in the country of Iraq so our troops wouldn't have to travel so far ...

Edited by theEpiphany....5/1/2008
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napabeth · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:52 am Post subject:

The Haunted Foreclosed Mansion

jbohn · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject:

The Haunted Foreclosed Mansion is a great idea. I bet we could get a sponsor. Wells Fargo? Country Wide?

jahosifatz · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:13 pm Post subject:

Are we talking the worst rides in existence, or just ideas?

Cuz California Limo was pretty bad.

foxer76 · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:23 am Post subject:

The adventures of Old Yeller?

jbohn · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:55 am Post subject:

jahosifatz: I was thinking of new ideas rather than existing (real) attractions, but feel free to share!

foxer76: I had considered Bambi's Shooting Gallery, but Old Yeller would fit really well in the Tragic Kingdom!

Figmentathm · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:03 am Post subject:

The Hall of Presidents' Scandals.

It's a Third World.
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jbohn · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:05 am Post subject:

Here are some ideas my wife had . . .

1) Tom Joad's Wild Ride
2) Cuyahoga River Country
3) 3 Mile Discovery Island or possibly Dr. Moreau's Discovery Island

Figmentathm · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:01 am Post subject: